We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast on the remaking of the Philadelphia Eagles (“Chip Kelly just ordered duck a l’orange for dinner — how does that affect his plans to get Marcus Mariota? Film at 11!”) to bring you this update:
The end of the world is coming on New Year’s Day 2017.
How can we be so sure? Well, you tell me what else would a Flyers-Penguins Winter Classic in Beaver Stadium mean?